This guy is on stage doing his act with his crocodile.

For the finale he opens the croc's mouth, pulls out his erect cock and puts it in the croc's mouth and carefully closes it. He then smacks the croc three times on the head with a stick, opens his mouth and takes out his cock.

OK he says, anyone dare to try this?

An old lady at the front puts her hand up "Yes" she says, "but don't hit me on the head with that stick"