If you're going to pick on blondes, at least share the honor w/blonde males, too.
Three male construction workers were sitting on the 20th floor of a skyscraper in the making, eating their homemade lunches, and complaining that they always ended up having the same lunch every day. The first one, an Italian, said, "If I have to eat a meatball sandwhich one more day, I'm going to jump off the roof." The 2nd one, a Mexican, said, "If I have to eat tacos one more day, I'll jump off this roof." The 3rd one, a blonde, said, "If I have to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich one more day, "I'm going to jump off the roof."
The next day at lunchtime as they sat on the roof again, the Italian opened his lunchbox only to find another meatball sandwich, so he jumped off the roof. The Mexican opened his lunchbox and discovered another taco, and he jumped off the roof. The blonde opened his lunchbox and had another peanut butter sandwich inside, so he jumped off the roof.
At the funeral, the wife of the Italian said, "If only I'd known he was tired of meatball sandwiches, I'd have given him Italian beef or something else." The wife of the Mexican lamented, "If only I'd known he was tired of tacos, I'd have given him enchiladas or something else." The blonde's wife didn't say anything, and the other 2 wives turned to her, waiting for her to make some kind of response. Finally, the blonde's wife exclaimed, "What can I say? He made his own lunches."