I purposely found this junky, ugly little snowman tealight candle holder and an ugly 99 cent teddy bear Christmas mug and sent it along with my parents all wrapped up to give to my new step-grandmother since she's a home-wrecker and she makes me sick. Since I wasn't along for the trip, they opened presents without me. My family had to stifle the giggles when she opened it!

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple