03-03-2002, 12:54 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Bumper Stickers
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"I love cats ... they taste just like chicken"
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Cover me, I'm changing lanes."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ...
... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"Smile - it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"Wink, I'll do the rest!"
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!"
"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
"I souport publik edukashun"
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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