03-03-2002, 12:48 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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Its gross...but funny
The Shit List
GHOST SHIT: The kind where you feel the it come out, but there's none in the toilet.
CLEAN SHIT: The kind where you know its out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET SHIT: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE SHIT: This happens when you're all done and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to do some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD SHIT: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG SHIT: This is the kind that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY SHIT: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S SHIT: This is the kind that you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN SHIT: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-SHIT SHIT: The kind where you want to, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP SHIT: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS SHIT (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING SHIT: This one refuses to drop in the toilet even though you have done it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE SHIT: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- it isnt a fart
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