1) Paper or plastic? Paper

2) Soup or salad? Salad

3) Ribbed or ultra-thin? ultra thin ribbed (sorry, I am being a smartass there)

4) JLo or Shakira? Shakira

5) NSYNC or Back Street Boys? Hand me the gun please

6) ButteryNipples or Screaming Orgasms? Butterfly Nipples

7) Real or fake? Real but fake is OK if done properly (don't want to be a hypocrite here)

8) Crouching tiger or hidden dragon? Crouching tiger

9) Classic triangle, Brazillian strip, or smooth? Brazillian strip

10) Cheerleader or Catholic school girl? School girl, oh yeah, the school girl.

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