1....plastic

2....soup

3....ultra thin (never used one....but had him put on an orange glow-in-the-dark one once........just to giggle as he bounced across the room with the lights out)

4....Shakira

5....Can't really say with authoritative knowledge......only ever saw one of the bands (NSYNC) mimicked on The Simpsons.....so I have no basis for comparison!

6....Buttery Nipples....(oh.....my hips!)

7....REAL

8....Crouching Tiger....(least way.....I can see him when he pounces......and he's not "hidden")

9....Brazillian strip (I'd prefer a strip.....it's irritating in one slight spot if I shave it smooth)....but hubby would prefer smooth!

10....Gonna say cheerleader.....just for the acrobatics and flexibility.....(sorry catholic girls.....but nothing in catholisism says "RAH RAH RAH.....SIS BOOM BAH".......*split*......and Billy Joel said you start much too late......and sinners are much more fun too......yikes!)

*ducking the rotten tomatoes*