1) Paper or plastic? Paper

2) Soup or salad? Salad

3) Ribbed or ultra-thin? Ultra-thin *although I really hate the damnable things.

4) JLo or Shakira? J Lo

5) NSYNC or Back Street Boys? NEITHER! yech, down with boybands!

6) ButteryNipples or Screaming Orgasms? I know the Buttery Nipple is a alcoholic beverage, but I have never heard of a Screaming Orgasm....of course if anyone would like to volunteer to give me an actual Screaming Orgasm.....

7) Real or fake? Real, real, real!

8) Crouching tiger or hidden dragon? Hidden Dragon

9) Classic triangle, Brazillian strip, or smooth? Smooth as the day you were born please...hair can be distracting, not gross, just distracting.

10) Cheerleader or Catholic school girl? Catholic School girl...they get to wear their cute little skirts everyday...cheerleaders have to wait to GameDay.

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Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown