> > A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in a sweet
> little
> > lisp,
> > "excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
> > As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that
> he's
> on
> > her level, and asks,
> > "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit,
> > or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
> > She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
>
> > leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python
> weally
> > gives a thit."

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