*ahem*

Lilith was before Eve too so I would suggest you celebrate Christmas Lilith too.

I will celebrate Christmas Adam too. I could use a good night of personal pampering. I may even indulge in some sappy movie.

Now as for the Christmas Lilith celebration. On that evening everyone should wear something leather, drink mudslides, and give or receive blowjobs (Lilith is responsible for nocturnal emmisions, swallows men's seed and births her demon spawn), and make eye contact and smile warmly at children til they smile back, especially ones that no-one else would or does.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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