Anything that is an awnser to-"Do these make me look fat?"(Trick
Question)In other words,ALMOST anything-clothes wise.The only
safe present,is perfume or jewelry,which naccesitates independant wealth. Irish
P.S.The REAL awnser is-"No your're fat anyway!"Luckily that doesn't apply to my wife or daughters,because I am,brutaly,honest!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)