LOL -- good advice Sharni.


"Two girls walking down the sidewalk. One had on super tight pants.... as they walked she would stop every so often and shake her leg and wiggle her foot really hard. After this went on for awhile, her friend finally had to ask: Why do you stop & shake your leg like that?

The girl replyed: Because my pants are so tight if I don't shake a leg my farts would blow my shoes right off."