here's one

three nuns had died and were waiting at the pearly gates to be let into heaven. St Peter greeted them and explained to them that before they could enter, they first had to answer a question correctly.

St Peter says to the first nun "How many apostles were there?"
The nun replies "Oh my, that's an easy one. Twelve". Trumpets sounded, angels floated about, the gates opened and she was let into heaven.

To the second nun "Who was Mary's husband?"
To which the second nun say "Oh my, that's an easy one. It was Joseph." Trumpets sounded, angels floated about, the gates opened and she was let into heaven.

Finally, St Peter asks the third nun "What were the first words that Eve said to Adam?"
The third nun says "Oh my, that's a hard one...." Trumpets sounded, angels floated about....

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