Oh, now come on! They've taught Coco (sp?) to sign! In "Day of the Dolphin" they speak to the mammals and they speak back....."Fa loves Ma"! LOL! Why, in this amazing day and age, can't we communicate with domesticated animals?

Course....there still is the factor that they can't make a roll of toilet paper easily unrollable when you first open the f'in thing!

OK....maybe this is far fetched! Though.....a certain baby cry can be differentiated (ie: change my poopy diaper, feed me now or I'll drive you mad)! Maybe this gadget could work with say.....all big dogs....or all small dogs.....the pitch, the length, the intensity.......it's possible! Oh...I just thought of something....maybe this gadget has to be programed.....for example, maybe you have to keep it tuned to your critter for a month or something and then it can distinquish your particular dogs bark patterns! Oh...I'm so smuckin fart!

OK...well....as soon as Rocky (my cat) gives me the official okie dokie....or croaks.....we'll see about this thingy!

*goes off to read Shakespeare to her ants* Hey! I got sophisticated ants! They don't live onna farm...they have an estate!