OH FUCK!

Oops! I mean........geezzzzzzz PF..........spank me hard and good!

I live about 50 miles from the Liberty Bell.......never seen it! Independence Hall.....never seen it......Betsy Ross's house....never seen it! Benjamin Franklin's grave......never seen it! Edgar Allen Poe's house.......never seen it! Padre Pio's Church (right around the corner from me.....named for a local priest made famous by his reported affliction of stigmata *sorry db....I still haven't been there to take pics yet....but I will....I swear I will*)!

Dunno how far away......but they're in my neck of the woods......the Statue of Liberty (technically in New Jersey.....but don't tell the New Yorker's).....never seen it! The White House....never seen it!

Oh gawdddddddd! OK........I've seen the Philadelphia Museum of Art (where they filmed the "running up the steps" scene in Rocky I....and where I also saw the traveling Van Gogh (Face to Face) exhibit on 11/04/00).........I've been to Valley Forge (Valley Forge, Pa.).....Daniel Boones Homestead (Birdsboro, Pa.)......Washington's Crossing (Newtown, Pa)....Red Bank Battle Field (a monument to the Battle of Hessian Run in National Park, N.J.).......Jim Thorpe, Pa. (named after a native American decathalon athelete who participated in the olympics and had his medals taken away when they discovered he was a professional athelete....he played nearly every sport known to man at the time of his participation)......South St.....downtown Philly, Pa....from the song....."Where do all the hippies meet.....South Street, South Street")......Allentown, Pa (made famous by Billy Joel)......Pat's Steak's (the ONLY place to get THE taste of an original Philly cheesesteak sandwich...a must if you visit)......the pine barrens of South Jersey (where the "Jersey Devil" resides).....M. Knight Shamalon's (sp?) movie "Signs" was filmed in Bucks county (next county to me)......matter of fact......many movies have been filmed in my local (close enough to spit on....on a good windy day!)

And PF hunny funny pants? Could you hold off on visiting the R&R Hall of Fame......till I cum out ta see ya? Much obliged sweetness!