Lil,

Maybe he can't find one shaped like a yummy cock becuase it would violate obscenity laws where you are at. I know that in Texas it is illegal to own or sell dildoes that look realistic and that law was used to shut down a local porn shop not to long ago.

Maybe Mr. Lil could get a dildo mold kit and make you a nice Christmas present.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.