I hear that, Cheyanne! Read a disturbing article in the Globe and Mail yesterday about how smart those teens are re: consumerism.

Dear Santa, I hope you're rich:

http://tinyurl.com/xabo

And then there's the overzealous shoppers:

http://tinyurl.com/x0gx

Would the tramplers have been thwarted by my cane?

Would they hear you over the clanging of cash registers, as DB puts it?