Eros, just heard this one.

A Chinese man gets home at 3am, snuggles up to his wife and

says, "Wife, how about a 69?"

She explodes into wakefulness and hits top gear.

"You go out every night for a fortnight to the Casino, coming home

at all hours smelling of alcohol and perfume, your money all gone

and lipstick on your underpants, You stumble into here like a

rhino in high heels, all fired up like a sailor and you expect me to






























































make you beef in black bean sauce????

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