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Old 02-22-2002, 11:32 AM
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Aussie Love Poem



Of Course I Love You Darling
Your a bloody top notch bird
And when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when i'm ready
There's something there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arm around there

No sheila that is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me Nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what ya look like
I'll aways love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!!

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