I will not watch it anywhere!

Have anyone here seen the debacle that is billed as Dr. Seuss' Cat in the Hat?

After reading over a hundred reviews, I have decided I will not support this film at all. I could understand deviating from the story a bit, but the 'humor' they have put into this 'kids' film is unforgivable. I have no intention of purchasing any of the dozens of tie-in merchandising items either. Toys, cereal, or otherwise.

So, have you seen it?
Do you think it was horrible?
Do you think it is a film Dr. Seuss would have been happy with?
Did you enjoy it? Why?
Do you think I am a little too passionate about Dr. Seuss?
(BTW, I was wearing a kick ass Cat in the Hat style hat at least two years before the cheap felt versions became a regular item seen all over at county fairs.)

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