11-24-2003, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 160
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One for the blondes
Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? Brown-bagging it.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? "Has the blonde left yet? "
WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage.
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price.
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache.
KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES? Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights.
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~*Larky*~
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