Some definite ringing of the truth bell there. I for one can't think of a any female friend I've ever had that I won't have jumped into bed with given half a chance. And I've offered a shoulder to cry for several girls fucking total wasters, but was never rewarded with the smallest bit of sex.

But I'm smarter now. Not only have an excellent and full-time lady, but am impervious to other female charms (unless they strip their clothes off and roll on the floor in front of me - some chance!). No one puts me on a 'friends' ladder because I let them know that I consider their pussy to be a vital part of their warm and interesting personality.