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Old 11-21-2003, 01:59 PM
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On day in class the fifth grade teacher was teaching about punctuation.
When she asked which punctuation mark made the most impact little Johnny's
hand immediatly flew up. Now knowing his reputation she was worried about his
responce, but figured there was no way he could cause problems with this topic.
So she asked him to come up to the black board and draw his answer.
When he got there he made a simple dot on the board. She asked was he sure of
his answer to which he replied"Yes I'm sure." She tried tocorrect him that an
exclamation point had more impact than a simple period, but he would not believe her.
When she asked how could a period have more impact he replied " I dont know how it does"
"All I konw is my sister missed one and my Dad went on a three day drunk, My mom
had a nervous break down, and our neighbor Mr. Smith moved out of town!"
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