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Old 02-20-2002, 06:04 AM
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How to Impress the Opposite Sex...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Caress her
Love her
Stroke her
Tease her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine & Dine her
Buy things for her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.
Bring beer.
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