The Heights Of Ecstasy...



The Italian says, "When I've a finished makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Av'ave finished making ze love to ze girlfriend, Ah kiss way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure exstasy."

The Newfie says, "Dat's nuttin bye! When I finish doin me missus, I gets out of bed, walks over to da window and wipes me dick on the curtains.She hits da fuckin' roof every time."

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."