Thanks Aqua. Sore do priciate smart uns da likes of use to splain dis stuff.

But check Webster's dictionary for 'sarcasm' = a taunting, generally ironical remark. 'Ironical' = a humorous or sarcastic form of expression in which the intended meaning of what is said is opposite to the usual sense. Sorry if my humor was lost in transmission over the net-waves.

Got this off the net, forgot to copy the URL:
Can I get pregnant from anal sex?
It is not technically possible to get pregnant from anal sex; there is no way for semen to get from the rectal tract to the vaginal tract.
However, anal sex is still not a very good method of birth control. Semen leaking from the anus after intercourse may drip across the perineum (the short stretch of skin separating vulva and anus) and cause what is known as a 'splash' conception. The failure rate for this is surprisingly high! 8% of couples of who use anal sex as a method of birth control have babies each year.

AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE WHERE I HOPE THE HUMOR IS OBVIOUS:

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said that it didn't. The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. She asked "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

SORRY IF YOUR A LAWYER & DON'T LIKE THAT ONE, HOW BOUT THIS:

A woman went to her doctor for advice . . .
. . . She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.
The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.
The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.
She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think democratic politicians come from?"

My apologies to democrats too.


OK, I'm going now. PRACTICE SAFE SEX YA-ALL!! But be sure to practice often, cause practice makes perfect.

teddy