These are actual lines thrown at me in the last 4 years. All by men, I might add...

As I was grabbing Gatorade at the 7-11 "That's illegal!" (I abruptly ask "what?" he replies "...you making that Gatorade look so good!" (Ick)

"Hey...if you are what you eat, can I be you tonight?"

Bloke sprinkles liquid from his drink at me and says "we oughta get you home and outta those wet clothes!"

"There's a Party in my pants, and you're invited!"

Of course, I can be just as smarmy. I love to sit on a woman's lap, run my thumb sensually across her lips and ask "is this seat taken?"

Ophelia