Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then i could be you by morning.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you work for the Post Office because I thought I saw you checking out my package?

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

Hi. I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Nice Legs. What time do they open?

My name is ........ Remember that. You'll be screaming it later.

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~