Sorry i didn't see this thread sooner, but i'll put in my 2cents anyway.
Lilith, when my Mom was remarried, we all pitched in and got them a honeymoon suite at a hotel close to the Grand Canyon in ARIZONA. However we also got to their luggage before they could leave and stuffed it with gag gifts. One of these was a few rubber toys, a whip, and............CHERRY FLAVORED, EDIBLE, UNDERWEAR FOR HIM AHD HER!!!!
When they came back we asked how they enjoyed the ''snacks''
we provided and they turned beet-red and just mumbled about paybacks being hell!!! lol!!! SSOOOOO have fun with that one if ya want and don't worry about the calories!!!!!!!