Strip club, only topless. About a 2 minute drive.

A place to rent porn. Also about a 2 minute drive.

A place to get sex toys. For that I would need to go into the city here (so, a 20 minute drive).

[edit] Actually there is an "adult wolrd" about 10 minutes away.

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