This prostitute goes up to a guy and says ''how would ya like to come over to my place and party??!!!''
the man says , ''how much is this gonna cost me??''
the pro says ''five hundred dollars''!!
''FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!''he yells,''What do i get for five hundred dollars?''
''well first you take of your coat , and '''jack et'' she replies.
''I'd rather do it my way'', says he
''Whats that'', says she
''Well first i'm gonna tie ya to the bed.....then i'm gonna get a loooong stick...and i'm gonna start beating on ya... and beating on ya... and beating on ya........ and beating on......
''HEY!!!!'' she exclaims,''JUST HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BEAT ON
ME?!?!?!?!?
''TIL YOU GIVE BACK MY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS !!!!!''HE SCREAMS!!