If you think life is
bad.....



How would you like
to be an egg?





You only get laid
once.





You only get eaten
once.





It takes four minutes
to get hard.





Only two minutes to
get soft.





You share your box
with 11 other guys





But worst of all..





the only chick that
ever sat on your face
was your mother!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."