Musicman, you're right. Wouldn't cheat on my wife, but as we guys all know here at Pixies, there are lots, and lots, and lots of really tempting ladies.

And those really low-cut pants the young girls wear ... I wouldn't ever say or do anything ... but I could sure use a towel to wipe off sometimes. (I used to think it was only those fat construction workers that showed their butts when they sat down. These girls show them while they're walking. Isn't fashion wonderful? )