My daughter's a teenager, and figured out a couple of years ago that people generally didn't like teenagers knocking on their doors asking for candy. So, she started treat-or-tricking instead.
We go around to people's doors:
Us: (knock!)
Them (Open Door)
Us: Treat or Trick! Have some candy!
Them: What?
Us: Oh, you don't want any candy? Then you have to come to our house and toilet paper it!

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