Babybunny, please take a letter:

Dear Hubby

I've had enough and need a break. Please persuade your mother to look after the kids for the weekend. Call the young woman from across the road and ask her to come in and clean the house. Book us a room in a hotel for the weekend and, with any luck, we won't get out of bed except for meals.

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Erotically yours... Gus