10-20-2003, 01:43 PM
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Terror of the Sea
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Where there's rum, booty and wanton wenches
Posts: 95
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at my age, an inventory of defining moments
Basic ones: - the first time you do it
- the first time you get a bj/head
- the first time you made a woman cum
Unusual ones: - the first time you do a threesome with a woman and a guy
- the first time you do a threesome with a woman and a woman
- the first time you do a group encounter
- the first time you do a gangbang with buddy's wife/GF
- the first time you do a gangbang with your wife/GF
Bizarre ones: - the first time you are member of a porn video crew
- the first time you do it with a porn star (no cam)
- the first (& every) time you are in a polyamorous living arrangement
Heavy ones: - the first time you do it with the woman you eventually marry
- the first time you do it during an extramarital affair
- the first time you do it after you know the marriage is over
- the first time you do it minus a testicle (hurts like fuck)
best regards,
buck
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