I can't remember where I first heard it, but I know it was a woman who said it, "A hard man is good to find."

One of my favorties is transposing the old "If they can't take a joke, fuck 'em."

"If they can't take a fuck, joke 'em."

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"Even a man who is pure of heart
And says his prayers by night
Can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the moon is full and bright."