One of my favs is when I get a lot of questions thrown at me I'll say " You writing a book or taking a survey?" OR I'll look at them surprised and say"Didn't I tell You?" and they'll say Noooooo and I'll turn to walk off and snap "that's cuz it ain't Ya damn business!"

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

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