"It's all this cold-hearted fucking that is death and idiocy."
-D.H. Lawrence

"He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, but he who does not remains a fool forever."
-Chinese Proverb

"It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good."
-Alan Partridge

"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."