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Old 10-11-2003, 08:41 AM
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OMG fzzy! When I read the title to this thread....I thought Philadelphia Eagles.......as in football......as in NO, I'm not a fan and YES, the Pa. Eagles fans are such bastards! And then I read this thread and I still can't get this email out of my mind......so here's how my brain works.........



Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up-fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
>
> Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
>
> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,he'll
go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
>
> "No," said Johnny, "He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, but I was too
embarrassed to say so


Ya see......the Eagles have really sucked so far this year (only one win) and this is the kinda shit that's sent around our way to show......(support???)!!! LOL! Had to share that!

As to your question..........I love all the Eagles songs.....matter of fact......I'd just seem like a copy cat if I named mine...cause they are all up above already!

P.S. lakritze......I love Rocky Mountain Way......me and bro used to play it at mom's and blow the fuses everytime we amped up!
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