Ted: Bill?
Bill: What?
Ted: I'm in love, dude.
Bill: Come on, this is a history report, not a babe report.
Ted: But, Bill, those are historical babes!
Bill: Okay, you're the ladies' man. How we gonna meet 'em?

Ted S. Preston, Esq and Ted "Theodore" Logan in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

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