) Do you ever use a mirror so you can watch yourself?

Yes!

2) Do you ever fantasize you are being watched as you do it?

Yes!

3) If you fantasize while doing it, what is the sure fired one that gets you off everytime?

I'm being told how to do it for "his" best view and fantasy!

4) Do you masturbate more before noon or after?

Oh geezzzzz........I'll have to pay better attention and get back to you on this one!

5) Have you done it with an audience of one other? more than one other?

Audience of one....yes!......more.....no! (but I'm not adverse to it)

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~