I think they should cut the funding to the Hackey Sack club and divert the money to this one. I mean, people are going to do a lot more with what they learn in the bondage club throughout their lives than they would kicking a stupid beanbag ball. Am I right?

I'll get the magic markers & posterboard! Let's converge upon ISU like the mass of perverts we are and give them a show of strength and support! And it might not hurt to wear our corsets & chaps! For the cause, of course!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.