02-03-2002, 01:14 PM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
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Re: Extraction
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Originally posted by Oldfart
SFC.
I have been thinking of your channel for ages.
The extraction device I have been loath to mention, as it
carries elements of crass commercialism, is taken
from the new Bond movie "The Spy who Fucked my Brains Out
and Threw me on the SOFA".
In Bond's new car, a ROTFLMAO 2500, he eludes a persistant
SMERSH assassin intent on sucking him to death by means
of Q's last great invention, the ejection tongue.
Sorry.
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The Ejection Tongue!!!! Now why didn't I think of that??? OF, you're a genius. Please let me know when the first working models are built, as I think I need to familiarize myself with our new product as soon as possible.
As for the crass commercialism, this product is so revolutionary and so extraordinarily delightful that I think any means of drawing the public's attention to it is certainly justified. Besides, I've always had a thing for Bond... 
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