02-03-2002, 11:44 AM
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Oral Freak
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 447
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Re: It's time.
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Confession time.
I have for some time now been channelling M C Escher and MC always wished for the logical conclusion to his drawing "Relativity". Pixies and the SOFA have given this to him. Relativity depicts staircases which are always downhill and a fully subscribed Escher-SOFA means that one slides around the slide until active intervention removes you.
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That's odd, OF, I've been having distinctly Escherian impulses as well as I've worked on the prototype... Are you by any chance channelling him to me?
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SFC, I need thoughts on a removal device which won't interrupt the flow.
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While I can't imagine ever wanting to be removed from this marvellous contraption, I think the best option would be to have a flexible staircase. If a participant wished for whatever delusional reason to leave the slide, the staircase could lower him or her to the ground, folding in such a way that the participants on either side would be brought together. This would allow for uninterrupted flow, which I agree must be our primary goal. I obviously need to work on a functional design for this, but picture a ribbon being folded, with a hanging loop. The participant who wants to leave is lowered in that loop.
Alternatively, the removal device could take the form of the ROTFLMAO High-Performance Italian Sportscar that Aquaman suggested earlier.
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We also have a chance to find the answer to the oldest riddle in erotica, "What does a woman do after a 24hour orgasm?"
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Ummmmm....... Still researching this. It hasn't been 24 hours yet since I slid... But I'll be able to tell you soon!  
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While we need to work the kinks out of the Mark1 before we proceed to the Mark2(E-S), input is required in this heroic undertaking.
MC thinks so too.
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Agreed. Apparently Freud thinks so as well. See my comments in the LOM's Double-Dog-Dared thread --- I think that we need to explore the possibilities of a Freudian Slip-pery Dip in conjunction with our work on the Mark2(E-S). The possibilities are quite literally endless... For which I am eternally grateful!
--- sweetstuff
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