Hooray! We have approval from quality control! Is there anyone else whose department needs to approve this slide before we start? If so, speak up... If not, then everyone take your spots and let's get ready to have fun!!!!

Safety checklist:

Has everyone removed their shoes and any other potentially damaging implements? ... Check!

Has everyone read and understood the liability waiver? ... Aw heck, who cares about this legal mumbo-jumbo, I'll check that off anyway!

Is everyone sufficiently lubricated? And is the vat of Butterscotch Schnapps in position at the top of the Infinite Staircase and ready to be turned on in case we need extra lube? ... Check! *slurp* Check again!

Is everyone excited? ... Yeah, baby, yeah! Check!

In that case, OldFart and Scotz can come right over here and cut the big red ribbon, and then Lilith can become the first woman ever to experience Perpetual Pleasure!!!!!!!!!!