I think I would make it upscale. Market not inflatible dolls, but those $5K "Real Dolls" that HBO did a piece on.

And, to give it that shiek sound ... I'll call it the Danse Pour Deux Amoureux which I think translates from French into Dance for Two Lovers.

(Maybe one of our Canadian [or French] Pixies could correct my name for me if I'm not right?)