Ladies and Gentlemen.

It is with great pleasure that I call together the

SOFA test team to initiate phase 2 of this marvellous

endeavour. I am gratified to see all the eager and intent

faces before me, and feel proud to have the support

of so many perverts.

I now hand you over to my principal collaborator in this

wonderful venture.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Scotzoidman.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating