The "Hessian Library of Erotica" lists pyronecropedobeastaphilia as, "a very rare case of a person (usually male) masturbating while fantasizing about having sex with a young, dead animal. (usually something small enough to hold in one hand- for example, a chihuahua.) Considering this visual is, at best, disgusting to even the wildest fetishist, the person (again, usually a male) has to masturbate for such a long duration, spontanious combustion of the carcass and the person's penis is usually the result..."



Or not... ;-)

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