Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America.

When they arrive, the fathers make each other a rather large bet. In a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I went to McDonald's for breakfast, and I'm on my way to pick up some Budweiser for the football game tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fuck you, towel-head! Quit taking our jobs and go back to your own country, ya terrorist!"